I was on Instagram the other day, when a follower posted pics of her tickets to see Alexz Johnson in IL. I was like “OMGMINDEXPLSIONLOUDNOISES…WHAT?!”. If you know me, then you know I’m a 90s’ Disney and Teen Nick nerd, that also loves CTV (Canadian Television…Ready Or Not, anyone, anyone?!). Yes, I’m an American, but Canadian TV is awesome!
I watched Teen Nick upon it’s invention, back in the good ol’ days when it was called Noggin/The N. Anyway, I didn’t really like Alexz on the Disney series So Weird, but I think that had to do with her coming on later in the series and she kinda seemed like an annoying younger sister. I will forgive her trespasses, as she was on Teen Nick later for Instant Star. I loved this show, and was ashamed of myself for only thinking it was on for a season or two. I guess I was too busy in college doing silly things like “studying” to keep up with the series for it’s entirety. Imagine my surprise when I was cruising Netflix last year and saw a few seasons on instant! Needless to say, I watched the shit out of the series. I think I should get the box set.
Anyway, upon the discovery of Alexz Johnson still singing and touring no less, she is coming to Boston soon. I’M TOTALLY GOING! I was making myself dinner last night and was wondering what poor friend I could drag to this show. E agreed to go, as long as she isn’t working (!!!!!!). That’s what BFF’s are for, letting you geek the hell out to former Teen Nick stars with no judgment. I have no idea if for legal purposes, if she can actually play anything from Instant Star. I really really really hope she can play Waste My Time. Please Alexz?! Okay, confession time. I’m listening to the song on loop right now from YouTube #sorry #imnotsorry.
Moving on…I really don’t understand why every single person on my Twitter feed and Facebook is either seeing Magic Mike or Ted. REALLY PEOPLE, REALLY?!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!! I just don’t get it, honestly. Mila Kunis and Marky Mark should get an award for Most Awkward On-Screen Couple. What was casting thinking on that one? Then again, I guess it doesn’t really need to be believable when Seth Macfarlane plays a pervy Teddy Bear named Ted o_O. I like Family Guy and all, but this looks about as entertaining as a Bea Arthur sex tape. Side note, I might see Magic Mike on DVD since I would be promised some Joe Manganiello shirtless time. Hey, I’m only human. At least I’m not seeing it for Chazz Tanningham and his “OMG DANCE”, “OMG DANCE MORE”, “OMG DANCE MORE MORE WITH A BULLETPROOF VEST” movies.
Moving on, I had a fun weekend. I went to a BBQ/pool party/dance party/summer camp party. There were also tractors, chickens, and dragonflies involved. Kinky stuff.