On Thursday, Andy and I got some exciting news. Our application to adopt a dog was approved. We are both psyched. I couldn’t get home fast enough on Friday to meet my new doggie. This is what I imagine his dating profile looking like:
Hello. My name is Zorro. I’m about 1 year old, I don’t talk much because I’m too busy licking things like car windows and my owners legs. I’m a husky/mystery mix, not even I know what I am (aside from awesome)! I also like to dive in my water bucket. I think it’s because have webbed paws (HELLO LADIES!) and like to swim. I drool a lot. I use my daddy as a chew toy and follow my mom around the house, I want to make sure she is safe from zombie attacks. COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!