BEST DRESSED?

I work in the footwear/apparel industry. Our dress code is pretty casual, they ask you don’t wear competitor apparel or shoes. We carry sweat pants so really you can wear sweats as long as it’s our brand. shockingly, I have yet to take advantage of this. Some people take this lax code to the extreme, but I’m not blogging about fashion blunders today. I want to talk about people that still dress up despite the casual atmosphere. 

I sorta envy these people. They look so nice everyday and all I can manage is remembering to put pants on before I leave the house! I chose to work the earlier shift because I’m allergic to traffic, like severe anaphylaxis here.

Not being a morning person (ie basically useless before 10am), I can’t be bothered to carve out time to put on makeup and find a cute outfit EVERYDAY. That just blows my friggin’ mind, leaving my nice clothes untouched.  I like to dress up when  going out. But, I’m an indecisive outfit picker. It can take me hours to pick an outfit, and probably days to pack a suitcase for a trip. Thankfully I’m also impatient. What happens when I spend too much time figuring out what navy top to wear? I get mad at myself and grab the first thing I see and walk out the door. I think I should create a set of standard “fail safe” outfits for when I’m plagued by crippling indecision over frivolous things.

Another issue, I hate wearing things over and over for my “going out (leaving the house)” outfits. WHAT IN ACTUAL FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH ME?!! This needs to stop. Maybe once I jump over that hurdle, I can “dress up (not look homeless)” for work 1-2x a week? Maybe I can tap into my colossal makeup collection as well. I might be asking too much there…

Oh yes, TWO DAYS UNTIL DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, yes, it smells like a tuna melt up in here. It makes me want to cry because it’s only 9:37am…lunch is so far away. Side note, not sure why someone is heating up tuna at 9:37am.