If you know me well, then you’re aware I’m not a morning person…AT ALL. Morning is like a school bully, always there when you don’t need them. He uses his little toady the “alarm clock” to fuck with you. Morning and Alarm Clock are like a bad STD, just so darn hard to get rid of! This morning, I hit snooze and fell back asleep. Of course the ass-hat Alarm Clock wakes me up again. I tucked and rolled out of bed.
I tried to shower but I was so tired I may have washed myself twice because I couldn’t remember if I had done it the first time, or just got the loofah wet. I exit the shower and remember to wrap my hair in a towel then start to put on face cream. I was fixing to wipe excess face cream on my robe, when I realized I never even put it on. Seriously, how does one forget to put on a robe?! At least I remembered to put on all articles of clothing before leaving the house!
Tomorrow I’m working from home, so at least I’ll be able to sleep an extra hour or work in the nude in peace.