Turtles do it slower, and probably better.'
My name is Germana. I’m 27 and am not ashamed to still be living at home. I’m sure if you keep on reading, you’ll see why.
- I’m basically like Marvin Gaye for animals and I’m saving my photo of a lion dry humping a lady white Siberian tiger
for another time. - I met Ray Charles while riding an elevator in the Vegas strip
- I forced Jordan Knight to take a picture with me at a dive bar in Boston. I went back up to him 10 minutes later to ask if he’d take a picture with my friend.
- I have once super glued my hand to a table (okay, maybe more than once!).
- I actually don’t wear heels very often.
- One of my life goals is to learn the Napoleon Dynamite dance.
- I have no idea where to put commas, so I put them everywhere!
Ray Charles is much cooler than my celeb story. I got to drink at a bar with Tila Tequila. I didn’t know she was famous until people said I bought a drink for like a millionaire haha.
I also like to add unnecessary commas. Mostly it is because there is a pause when I read it in my head, not any actual grammatical reason.