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I SUCK AT PACKING AND CUTTING MY NAILS

Alas, I have finally moved people (or person) that read this blog! I started with the best intentions, thinking I would start packing weeks earlier. Howevs, I let my procrastination gland convince my brain I didn’t have that much stuff. I expected magical cobbling shoe elves to pack my shit up for me.  You can only imagine my disappointment in discovering my unpacked items each morning and no freshly made shoes. With only a little over a week left,  I finally started packing. I began by picking an area each night to box up after work while simultaneously getting addicted to Storage Wars. Some nights I would also make a trip to the new place to unload. This plan worked fairly well, despite that I suck at packing. I mean, it takes me FOUR DAYS TO PACK A SUITCASE. So you can imagine how much fun packing up all of my possessions was. 

The move itself went pretty well. I decided to hire movers because my new place has narrow front steps. I just felt bad asking friends and family to move my heavy furniture. It was expensive, but worth it in the end. I took Friday and yesterday off from work to fully unpack. I will be sure to post a picture of my shoe closet. YES, I NOW HAVE A CLOSET EXCLUSIVELY DEDICATED TO MY FOOTWEAR…I’M DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF TOO! #ShoeaholicProblems I had to get a little creative with storing my clothes, but I managed to get everything to fit. The “emergency” clothes rack I got from Target can be returned. Poor Andy only has one closet to my three. He knew what type of baggage I came with and is still with me #BlessHisSoul.

We have no idea what to do with the dining room. We don’t want to buy furniture for it because we aren’t classy folks that host dinner parties. We’re going to leave it empty for now, at least until we get a treadmill. Then it can be our home gym. We only have a sofa, TV, and 1990s’ TV stand (complete with VHS shelf) in our living room. I’ve already made an Ikea shopping list for the 1960s’ wonderoom I’m building. Since we can’t take the apartment out of the 60s’, we might as well work with it. I’ll post pictures in a month or two when it’s donezo. BTW, I’m totes buying this framed poster for the bedroom. Purrrr…..

As for everything else, living with my boyfriend is going well. It’s basically like the best permanent sleepover ever! We’re having a Wii triathlon tonight with frisbee toss, bowling and 3-point shootout. He has been very patient with me asking him to do random crap. I’d like to think I’m handy, but I’m not. I couldn’t even drill in some hooks yesterday! To my defense, I’m having trouble gripping things because I cut my nails too short. Even typing this post is painful! See what I do for the sake of blogging?! I’m in pain here! ;) Oh yes, while we’re discussing things I suck at, I also suck at suction cups. I can never get those bastards to stay suctioned. Which reminds me, if you’re reading this Andy, I need you to re-suction that shelf to the shower and the toothpaste cup near the sink. THANKS, LOVE YA BABE!

I had fun labeling my giant shoe boxes. "OMG, SHOES", "OMG EVEN MORE SHOES!", "WTF, MORE SHOES!"

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THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (OR AT LEAST THE DAY ALL THE METEOROLOGISTS STARTED FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER A TINY TORNADO AND SOME IDDY-BITTY GOLF BALL HAIL.), I ORDER GLOW-IN THE-DARK GLITTER SHOES, SURVIVE A TORNADO, AND JOIN 20SB.

This post is about meteorologists. So help me God if you are one and reading my blog right now. I will rain on you with rusty knives, nasty stares, and gingivitis, jerk face! You callously disrupted my reruns of How I Met Your Mother and Seinfeld, for some tornado 90 miles away in towns with like the population of 5! What if I missed the episode when Marshall and Ted roadtrip in the Fiero and belt out I’m Gonna Be for 13 straight hours and end up spooning in the parking lot of a motel during a snow storm? What then!? How could you possibly compensate me for that time lost? You were too busy flipping your hair (okay you’re bald, but whatev), and looking at a colorful topographical map of “doom”. You, with your highly technical weather-related terms like “tornado” “hail” “high wind” “strap down lawn chairs”. O-M-G this tornado has clipped a few trees in half in Easterwestchestersonville, WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THOSE 3 TREES AND THAT TRACTOR TRAILER IN EASTWESTCHESTERSONVILLE?!!!

Seriously though, everyone in the state was losing their shit over this. I mean, I know this tornado had no business being here. I suppose I should have gone out there and gently reminded my friend the tornado that he should really go back to his tornado friends and family in Topeka. They are a bit more hospitable with their fancy storm shelters, flat plains, and blaring tornado sirens. We just have musty basements with TV’s, canned Y2K cranberry sauce, and some Sam Adams. 

In other news, I have joined 20SB and ordered some glow in the dark glitter shoes from Katherine. Thankfully, I did not order any red glitter shoes and decide to become a munchkin-loving rainbow-hopper, though that would have been quite ironic. 

[EDIT] Okay, I guess some people died, maybe it was a little more serious than I thought. That just makes me a jerk [/EDIT]

Tornado?

I also survived a tornado today. I'm such a fucking champion, seriously! Only everyone else in the state survived. I deserve a medal.

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