MANGO MARGARITAS AND A MAD LIB MEDLEY

This is what happens when everyone has too much Flying Dog at a party, and Mad Libs is played:

LOVE LETTER

“I can’t stop thinking about your burns, the way you wear your rape, the way you toss your pussy.”

“My navel skipped a beat, my armpit was in my throat, and my side boobtrembled so much, I could hardly fondle your priest. What you said set my childon fire”

CELLULAR PHONES

“Over 8675309% of Americans walk our gay streets with a hand-held Bag-O-Dicks pressed against their face. ”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

“This is a surprise party for Matt

Russ bought her a beautiful copper dick that she can wear on her lovely beard. And our hostess got her a dozen penises

I laughed so hard I lost my voice!

 

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