BF: Are you mocking me?
ME: Are you mocking ME?
BF: Click Check Click (Cheezit commercial)
ME: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO CHEESE!
BF: Which cheese is made backwards? Edam
ME: Which cheese is the sluttiest? EZ cheese!
BF: That cheese joke went whey over my head!
ME: It’s all Gouda…except when it’s Muenster.