WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS/A POLTERGEIST LIVES IN MY TV

My TV has picked a great time of year to be spazzy. It’s not even an old or cheap TV! The cost of it pisses me off even more. About a month ago, it started making this weird static sound in the background. The sound goes away after a few minutes, but sometimes it gets so bad it the picture gets all wiry and the static sound goes up about 50 decibels. Then it will magically shut off! I switched the cable box and switched to HDMI. The weird shutting off thing,  seems to happen more often now. I try to resist the urge to stand in front of the TV and cry out in my best Carol Anne Freeling, “they’re hereeee“.  

I guess it could also be the really old cable wire fed into my room from the basement, the cord runs through my closet and into my TV stand. The cable cord sits under approximately twelbenty billion pairs of boots, shoes, sneakers, and flats. It’s possible that the wire could be suffocating under the sheer weight of my excessive amounts of footwear?  

Know what I say to that? SUCK IT UP CABLE WIRE! If that’s not it, then who knows?! I say it’s a good excuse to get a nice new big TV for when I move. Hopefully I’ll get a new not effected by staticy poltergeists and old cable wires. 

Oh yes, I also have this on my Christmas list. 

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3 responses to “WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS/A POLTERGEIST LIVES IN MY TV

  1. Sounds like you need a new TV. Not like I know anything about TV’s. But who wants a poltergeist in their TV. Really.

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