COMPLAINTS AND DR. CLAW

I’m writing this in case I drop dead from accidental ibuprofen overdose, then at least the internetz can be the first to know. I was cranky this morning because I forgot to take allergy meds and have been hosting a headache. I have no idea if it’s “safe” to take 800mg of ibuprofen in one sitting, but I’m still alive 6 hours later. 

Anyway, I’m really sick of eating yogurt for breakfast. I’ve been sick of yogurt for a good 6 months, but still put it on my grocery list. I don’t understand why I keep forcing myself to eat it. I’ve decided I’m going to STOP this madness! But now it leaves a breakfast void that needs to be filled. Any suggestions? I’m looking for something that involves no preparation. I’m too lazy for preparations, pouring hot water into my oatmeal is quite enough for me.

I’ve been trying to grow my hair for a long time now. All this project has done, is force me to come to terms with my olden age. That, or I’ve dyed my hair so much it doesn’t want to grow fast anymore. Either way, my hair used to grow something fierce when I was younger. HURRY THE F UP HAIR, you have no problem re-appearing on my legs and yet I can’t get you to grow long on my scalp. I’m thinking of trying vitamins, but I don’t want to interfere with my daily multi-vitamin.

Oh yeah, here is an old picture of Daft Punk, in case you were wondering what in the fuck they look like. Now if only I could see Dr. Claw’s face!

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3 responses to “COMPLAINTS AND DR. CLAW

  1. sarcasticallybitter

    Dr. Claw never even had a body did he? I thought he was just an arm and a chair.

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