CAN I GET A “I SURVIVED(?) THE MERCURY RETROGRADE” SHIRT IN MY SIZE?

So my brain has been feeling half missing the last few weeks. I just feel like everything is jumbled up and I can’t keep my head on straight. I blamed all of this on allergies because I didn’t really know what else to blame it on. That was until someone on Facebook posted this article about how Mercury is in retrograde from 10/4-10/25. The article actually explains quite well how I’ve been feeling the past couple of weeks.  While I believe in astrology, I don’t always find it befitting.

For example, my horoscope has been accurate exactly one time in my life. Picture it, 7th grade G with a subscription to Y.M Magazine (RIP). My YM ‘scope said a guy would score my digits and call. I was so excited! I wish I could have told myself to dial that excitement down. The guy who got my number was a friend of a friends neighbor, who (turns out) was a huge weirdo and liked to call at 3am on random nights after I haven’t spoken to him in months. Thankfully (years later) he finally lost my number. I think my mom yelled at him or something about his erratic calls, good riddance I say! I was too nice to tell him to kindly fuck off.

Since I’m a Virgo and all, the Mercury retrograde thing is supposed to really fuck with me and Gemini the most. I kinda feel it has! I can’t tell you how many online orders I’ve had the last month that have gotten all sorts of funky! Like my lovely post about the sofa cover I’m never getting, or the mysterious charge I got from the DS company I use. Next on the list, I ordered these really awesome rain boots and they mixed my order up with someone else and the pair I ordered was the last in stock. Now I have to wait until the girl that accidentally got my order sends it back to the company so they can send it to me. UGHHHH! Yeah, so that kinda shit has been occurring. I can survive two more days, right? RIGHT?!

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