If there is something you should know about me it’s that I think boxing/UFC matches are even more boring to watch than golf, or an old person counting out change. You’d think with all the action during the fights, I’d be able to tolerate it. But I just can’t. I can’t even! I guess there is something about watching two grown adults beat the shit out of each other, that I found extremely boring. Anyway, for those rock-dwellers, there is a big boxing/UFC/Wrestle Mania (whatever) match this weekend against a couple of over-paid fighters. A lot of bars in the area will be streaming it, which means it’s going to be packed every place I go.
I need to find a bar with no TV’s, so I have a shot at a chill weekend. That is, unless Andy actually wants to watch this fight. In which case, I’d rather floss with razor wire than be subjected to this nonsense. BUT, I shouldn’t complain. Because next weekend I will be enjoying rum-based beverages while strolling around Bourbon Street in New Orleans. I CAN’T WAIT!!