I feel like I’m the only person that hates (HAAATES) DST. Surely I can’t be the only one with this intense hatred, right? Here is the thing, I don’t know why people like it. YOU’RE LOSING AN HOUR OF SLEEP, PEOPLE!!! SLEEP!! How is that awesome? I don’t give a crap about the, “oh but it stays lighter outside longer.” Nope! I just want my extra hour of sleep. Now I’ll end up waking up an hour early until my stupid internal clock adjusts itself, only to have to go through a time change again in November.
Can we just stop the madness? I’d like to submit a cease and desist with this bullshit. Let’s stop having to change the clocks ever, it’s annoying. Sorry farmers, guess you’ll have to farm by lantern-light or some shit. We thank you for the sacrifice, so we can be lazy, and not change clocks. You’re cooperation is much appreciated.
Also, I’m sure Andy would appreciate not changing the time as well. Every spring he is reminded (as if he could forget), of my fierce hatred of this exercise. I tend to go on Lewis Black-esque rant on the frivolousness of this mandatory tradition.