Politics really gets under my skin. I personally can’t stand it, so I’m a part of my own political party called the Non-Assholes. What does it take to be part of this party? Don’t be an asshole! So basically there is no room for actual politicians.
What do you ask, is my tactic when it comes to voting? It’s to vote for whoever has proven not be a complete asshole. They all start off as assholes in my book, because that is how I view politicians. Then they must prove to me that they aren’t a complete asshole in order for me to vote for them. It’s tough, I basically vote for the lesser of two assholes. It’s not always easy to see who is the right asshole for me, when there really isn’t a good choice. Take this upcoming US Presidential Race, I have no clue who to vote for. I’m going to write in Ronald Reagan, because I think a dead guy could do a better job.
In case you were wondering, I used the word asshole 9x in this post. Woohoo!